am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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