Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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