How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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