I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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