I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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