I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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