Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
vagina is talking i cant
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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