they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
this boner is exhausting
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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