I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
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You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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