No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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