Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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