Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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