But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
wow bdsm is so cute
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize