i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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