did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
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