Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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