Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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