I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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