So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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