Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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