i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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