Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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