sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
