Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I just saw a hot homeless man
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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