she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I pour the whiskey from now on
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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