Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
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