I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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