Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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