the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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