with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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