On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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