No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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