around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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