just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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