Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
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