Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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