you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
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