First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
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