What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
that's an acceptable place to lick
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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