Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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