Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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