And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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