frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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