FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
I woke up under a house in Key West
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