I can tuck mytits in my pants
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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