ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Randomize
