We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
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