I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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