You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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