did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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