i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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