Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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