I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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